I ran into this item over at BoingBoing , and I died. From laughter. I've sent my spirit, my anima, back to earth to post a link to this, that my friends and colleagues may also perish from hilarity and join me in the Land of Wind and Ghosts. So we can start a volleyball team. Okay, this is from Rahoi.com , from his post of March 2nd (May I Take Your Order) . A hideously translated menu couldn't be that funny, could it? Exhibit A: http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php Exhibit B: http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php I'm not trying to say I've never created hilariously bad translations with internet language dictionaries. Quite the opposite. I am, however, trying to say that things are damn funny.