No time to waste, let's hit those Three Good Things: 1. "Fifteen bucks for the whole seat but you'll only need the edge, Edge, EDGE!" An impossibly red, impossibly cute 1997 Suzuki X-90. It looks like a real-life Barbie car, a mini two-seater pickup, minus the bed and with a little spoiler on the back. Also it has a T-top. In college some buddies and I drove up to Cleveland one weekend to see the monster truck rally at the Gund Arena. Were we genuinely interested in it? Was it an act of willful irony? We were the last gasp of Generation X, so there is truly no way to know. What I remember most aside from the noise and fumes was that the promotion ran a contest in between "acts" where local schmoes could try their personal vehicles on the motocross track they'd constructed on the arena floor, with the fastest time taking home a cash prize. One of the first contestants roared out of the gate in a huge, very obviously brand new, very obviously expensively
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(and sadly, I still have not figured out a catchy brand-name for that [hopefully] imaginary and disgustingly enticing [enticingly disgusting?] state-fair-bound product...Maizen-braten-shticken? The "Wurst" Corn You Ever Had? Baron Corny von Bratwurst's Sticky Surprise? Goethe Treats? I'm scraping bottom here...)
And yeah, I've got some hard-hitting birthday buddies: Phil Ochs, New Orleans music legend Professor Longhair, and three of the four starting defensive linemen of the Super Bowl Champion 1996 Green Bay Packers: Santana Dotson, Sean Jones, and Reggie White (RIP).